Disclaimer: In a possibly drunken state, I told some people I would do this. Apparently haiku is not a very logical way to tell a story, but I did what I could with the attention span I had. Please excuse the fact that it’s rather jumpy. I’m not very good with 1-2 syllable words, generally speaking.
Since the start of M.E.
your new favorite holiday
I’ve been thinking in haiku
If you don’t love them
you will need to learn quickly
for I run this show
After some musing
I’ve come to this conclusion
Haikus win my soul
They’re hard to resist
So holy, so well contained
like a tornado
through writing haikus
one can learn many lessons
like with the bible(?)
I need to go sleep
but not before the moral
which you may have guessed
the haikus above
are the reason you need to
find my brain’s on switch.
yikes.
