I’m sure you’re all very shocked that I actually got my scripture up before the sun set. I”m going to be busy tonight (twss), so it is not me being productive so much as me making sure I do not get punished. Also, speaking of punishments, there will be none for Jesus’ missed post yesterday. She had her reasons. Hopefully someone will mess up soon and get a punishment because they have to be meaner than embarassing stories, as Mary Magdalene and I have already published those voluntarily. It is true what the crazies say; God loooooooooves smiting. I am a bit power mad.
As I sat here, wondering what gems of wisdom to impart to you, a very strange occurance happened. I felt annoyed and frustrated. That is common. What isn’t is that, as my stress built up, the clouds darkened. Suddenly, rain shot from the sky, drenching the world with my troubles. It beat against my screen, sprayed in through the open window and lightly misted my feet. On a ninety degree day, that is a fine feeling indeed. Such a fortunate circumstance it was that my emotions led to this cooling and quenching of the earth around me. Helping people and the environment sure is fun. Then again, it comes with the job.
And that, my children, is why God is making it so hot lately. So that she (I) can have the pleasure of cooling it down again and basking in the climate change.
